The Pathetic Race called Singapore Men (especially Single Ones)

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Girl Facts

 

Keep these things in mind when you meet your Special Girl.

Girl Facts:


When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running
through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions, she is wondering how long you will
be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lay on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that

~ x-reference to Guy Facts post on main blog ~

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Ahhh... The Wonder Of Camera Phone...

 

Please do not copy the manner the Singaporean men below is demonstrating. It is highly suggestive and may not reflect the real intention of the doer.


Could you tell what is this man trying to do?



He looks like watering the grass outside Capital Towers, along Cecil Street.

Which of course he wasn't. He happens to stand at the right place, in the right position, at the right time, for me to take these pictures at the right angle.

Learn, ok? Learn what not to do the next time you stand idling along Orchard Road...

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Sloppy dressing

 

Last Tuesday, when I at the newly renovated Tiong Bahru Food Centre checking out the place and having some eventful dinner (which had me finishing what my mother had left behind. Kuay Chap, dessert. She made me hor. I was quite determine not to eat anything. But she said she couldn't finish the kuay chap. Argh.).

While eating, I observe two guys undecided on where they should seat. Well, good for them, they didn't take very long. However, I would like to comment on how one of them carry his bag.

The bag was one of those postman bag (if you don't know what is a "postman bag" click the link), and it's quite a soft bag, much like the OP or Billabong kind you see in the stores. What really disturbs me is the way he carries it.

The length of the shoulder strap extends all the way to his knee. As in the bag dangles like one metre from his shoulder kinda thing. Haiz, should hv taken the pic to let you all see. It just look so sloppy. And he has big baggy pants, and a loose shirt.

Very sloppy.

I mean an average teenager would look more stylish then him. And this men is in his mid- to late 20s.

Then there's the sloppy dressing. Baggy pants, loose shirt. Somehow, people who wear like this have a special affection for beige, brown, off white colours, and likes to wear them all at the same time. I mean, a pair of black pants would have save him from being featured here. Oh well.

At least, his friend has more decent dress sense then him.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Small Gentlmen Gesture

 

Finally found a good example of good gentlemen gesture today. On the train to work today. An executive looking man portrays a very good example of gentleman gesture.

We both got on the train from the same station. Now, to me, it's an unwritten rule that if you are standing near to the door during peak hours, you step out to let people in the cabin get out of the train. He was standing quite near to the door.

At the next stop, a popular exchange station, he automatically stepped out of the train so as to let people from inside the cabin get out. So he did the unwritten rule, which is good. But what impressed me was that he waited for all the ladies at that station to get on the train before him. That is, he was the last one to get in back on the train.

On other times, I will see the other male passengers hustle in quickly after the passengers get out, it was as if they were afraid that they will be squashed by the train doors.

But this guy's gesture was a breath of fresh air.

It's nice to note that there are still gentlemen out there. :)